I’m not so out of the ordinary for a human, but I think you’ll find me quirkier than some. For example, I once hunted and shot an inflatable moose. His head adorns the wall of my cubicle.

I spent a good six months at Sea World tracking a 7 foot inflatable quadrapus. When I finally caught the bastard he promptly deflated but managed to hang on to his goofball expression — I assume because I trapped him using a whoopie cushion tied to a rubber chicken.

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