My mouth ran in front of me a bit last night. The upshot?

On Septa…
Me: And if you like the smell of urine — and you look like a person who likes the smell of urine — you might even try the Septa subway!
I apologized for that one, but still felt bad.

On hip jive…
Me: What’s down in Florida?
Her: A sister, an aunt…
Me: Okay, so family mostly.
Her2: And sun. And beaches.
Me: That’s slang for bitches, right?
Her2: No.

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