1. If you could have your pick of the contents of an active volcano, what would your pick be?

a) Lava
b) Ash
c) Super-Heated Rock
d) Lava

2. Which president of the United States of America is sometimes credited with creating the word “OK”?

a) Rutherford B. Hayes
b) Millard Fillmore
c) Martin Van Buren
d) Calvin Coolidge

3. How many Internets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a) Indeterminate
b) 11
c) Internets don’t screw in light bulbs
d) The correct answer

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